Foot Locker's dream salesman.
She'll never see it coming.
Thighs of steel.
And then they were all out of beer.
Unfortunately, the cheese fell off and ended up smothering him to death.
Stimulate the economy by padding her fall.
The killed a lot of time... and trees.
It's the only way he'll learn not to be early on in his pursuit of a college education.
This is the happiest he's been since he found out he gets to eat the ammo afterwards.
She must really need to sprint fast to get where she's going on time.
If you're not already impressed, they opened each beer with their teeth.
Bros the same time as hos.
Having a cool professor is the best policy.
Inefficient, yes. Incredibly attractive, sure.
His only regret was not getting another shot with him throwing up the horns.
Unlike Einstein, the smartest thing this guy ever did was not get his car washed.
You should see how she hails a cab.
Making what little money you have go extinct since freshman year.
It only takes him 5 minutes to get to work, but everyone in town agrees he has the most annoying commute.
Before swinging, he pictured the ball was "big government."
It was either chess or mate.
Can you believe they didn't have to go to work that day?
They use a similar formation with the bathroom toilets.
Someone needs to post a sign on him saying "Out of Order."