Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
What did you expect from a publisher that named itself "Touch 'n' Go"?
Don't be so ignorant, rape victims only wear really short, sexy skirts.
"My friend Willie was bugging me while I was writing my lab report. So I wrote a mom joke on my lab. I didn't proofread...."
Easily beats out it's closest competitor, "Weird Aunt in a Tank Top Nipple."
And that's just the cover. Imagine what's inside!
"Mommy, where do babies come from?" Why not ask Uncle Jerry. He seems to like to watch porn as we take pictures of the newborn baby. Jerry?
What's so inappropriate about Batman, Robin, and Superman skinny dipping together?
Those two tykes popped out minutes ago. She's just a dedicated girl.
The final act is coming up children. Shield your eyes!
This was the original score for the Matrix, but then they decided they wanted the movie to be good
I wonder if their employees giggle every time they say the company name
I don't care if you'll sing, I'm not touching it
3 and up? Their tiny wrists will slip right out!
Maybe it's a death metal band.
"My friends and I were in a local porn shop killing time and saw this guy. Pic was taken with my phone, but a look at the titles across the bottom will confirm it's a porn shop, and this guy has his baby there." Yeah right, killing time.
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Don't ask me again.