CollegeHumor: Inner Monologue http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/inner-monologue Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /link/6058970 http://www.collegehumor.com/out2/15001/url/www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/04/conans-inner-thoughts-dur_n_562883.html Just hold the anger in, Conan. That's what I do and I'M TOTALLY FINE, OK!? SO BACK OFF! Tue, 04 May 2010 15:33:58 -0400 /article/3581225 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3581225/inner-monologue-of-a-white-person-singing-a-rap-song-at-a-karaoke-bar Inner Monologue of a White Person Singing a Rap Song at a Karaoke Bar Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:18:13 -0400 Oh man, this song is awesome. And it's rap so it's like not even singing. Such a good choice.



Yo. Yo. Should I do that bobbing thing with my hand? No. Too much.

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It made such a noise. They’re so looking at me. I know what they’re thinking: Oh look at that jerk who can’t even run on a treadmill without dropping his iPod. They’re probably looking at my biceps and wondering how my arm-strap could’ve fallen off.
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Woah. WOAH. I’m halfway through “War Pigs.” I haven't missed a single note. This is … woah sh*t, concentrate Cody. This is no time to get distracted. This is so awesome! Is anyone home? F*ck, Shane is at work. I wish he were here to see this.
...]]> /article/1155138 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1155138/the-inner-monologue-of-an-unnamed-25-year-old-as-he-stands-in-h-m-trying-to-decide-whether-or-not-to-buy-x-men-briefs The Inner Monologue Of An Unnamed 25-Year-Old As He Stands in H & M Trying to Decide Whether Or Not to Buy X-Men Briefs Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:04:18 -0400 Woah, these are great. And they're buy one, get one free, too.



But do I really want to go back to briefs? I can't remember the last time I wore them. Must've been elementary school. I probably had some just like these. What would it be like to switch back? Really uncomfortable, for one. Is it worth it?



It sure would be funny. I'd crack up every time I wear them. I wonder if women would find it as funny. Some probably would. But do I want to be with a girl who finds X-men undies funny? On the other hand, do I want to be with one who finds them lame? Am I really in a position to be that selective? And what if briefs make my penis look small? Is my penis small? Should I be looking for underwear that makes it look bigger? Will it looker bigger with Wolverine on it? Cooler?
...]]> /article/1048948 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1048948/your-bartenders-inner-monologue Your Bartender's Inner Monologue Mon, 14 May 2007 13:08:25 -0400 God I look great tonight! Okay, so the shirt is a little too small, but hey I did almost 20 push ups yesterday! Oh crap, there's that frigging guy again, I wonder what he'll get… Oh lemme guess, he'll order five 7&7's and turn into a belligerent assh*le by number 4. He may as well leave now, cuz I'm kicking his skinny gay ass out after number 3.

What? What? Oh look at this fag, showing off in front of his girlfriend, calling me "Chief" cuz he thinks it makes him cool. Well guess what, fag, I'm not Indian! Yeah, here's your stupid Corona Light, you stupid sh*t. Oh, I forgot the lime? Well, guess what, you're not getting a lime! Why? Cuz we're out of limes! I forgot to cut them at the beginning of my shift cuz I was too busy looking at how good I look this shirt but I'm not about to tell YOU that! Still think you're better than me? Guess where this shirt is from. Just guess. Give up? Express Men's! That place isn't cheap, but I can afford it… sometimes. They have good sales.
...]]> /article/1012737 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1012737/thought-process-the-night-before-an-exam Thought Process the Night Before an Exam Sat, 05 May 2007 18:32:47 -0400

Alright, let’s bang this one out. It’s 6 P.M. right now and my exam is at noon tomorrow. I’ve got loads of time. Okay, haven’t read any of the chapters. Not a big deal. 16 chapters, definitely doable. Chapter 1, page 1, let’s get a move on it. I’ve got my can of Red Bull, some Chinese food, and my good ol’ sweats. We’re good to go.
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