CollegeHumor: Insults

Your Mom is a Whore Pizza

Fri, 14 Sep 2012 11:08:33 -0400

Not if I eat these two slices. Then she'll just be a "who."

The Nicest Guy in the World Visits the Meanest Hotdog Stand Ever

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 11:53:24 -0400

And now your host, Conan O'No-you-didn't.

The 28 Best Tweets from the CollegeHumor Instult-A-Thon

Fri, 25 May 2012 01:03:09 -0400

The 28 Best Tweets from the CollegeHumor Instult-A-Thon

Skelator Insult Montage

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 13:52:21 -0500

Huh, Skelator seemed more cruel and callous when I was a child.

Stephanie Tanner Calls Kimmy Gibbler a Whore

Wed, 14 Sep 2011 13:49:52 -0400

How f***ing rude.

Insulting Equation

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 04:31:40 -0400

Because the only people we want to punch more than jerks are math nerds.

The I Have To Go In A Minute Show: Bluetooth Insults

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:19:16 -0400

It's honestly a wonder to us here at CollegeHumor how Dan is still alive.

Hardly Working: Insults

Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:19:45 -0400

An epic verbal barrage. Where two men enter, three will remain.

Untitled 8

Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:07:52 -0400

And F you too!

Drop-Off Lines

Sat, 12 May 2007 01:14:51 -0400

You know those cheesy pick-up lines that got you into that frustrating relationship?

There's only one known antidote, like water for fire or robots for cancer. It's these zingers that'll wind up your relationship quick!

1. It must have hurt… when you dragged yourself up from Hell.

2. Is it hot in here, or do you have some kind of glandular condition that causes you to sweat a lot?
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The Complete Idiot's Guide to Insults

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:59:08 -0400

Need to prove your comedic prowess to your fellow bro-mo sapiens? Can’t find the words to whisper sweet nothings into your girlfriend’s ear? Don’t know how to address that email to your professor? Well then, this guide is for you.

A properly delivered insult can have marvelous effects on your relationships with others. How are you ever going to be able to come up with fresh insults, you ask? Simple, my friend. Just follow this insult template:

1. Pick any swear word that’s a noun.
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