Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It's like the pimply gangly kid hooking up with the fat drama girl. All they have are each other.
You gotta give it to him, that doggy's got STYLE!
They say dolphins are the only other animals that have sex for pleasure. Just saying.
Go in for the squeeze, bro. Do it!
Imagining all their misadventures together just gets me giddy.
Love makes anything possible. Especially eating a human's head in one bite.
I smell a "Dunston Checks In" sequel in the making.
Don't worry, there's a miniature jockey on top of that bear.
How can love so wrong feel so right?
I hope there's snow in hell, though as I understand the situation it's very unlikely.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes...
Just let him go, the worst that could happen is they give birth to a zombie deer-dog hybrid.
You always make me be the big spoon.
Fine, but next time we have to do it ducky-style.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.