Bring out the horse, then the elephant. We're going the distance, folks.
"WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME?"
Most people forget squirrels were once the size of dinosaurs.
Because it's not cheating if they're a different species.
Oh shit, mom's home.
Too much cute and zebra print sofa for one picture.
Odd, you'd think she'd be a trouser snake specialist by now.
At least one of them kept their clothes on/
Breaking News: Pug-Sparrow Mutant Formed From Oil Spill in Gulf.
Best history project ever, worst grade ever. It evens out.
They're friends!? This is a new low for the animal fighting industry.
Kiss the Girl: Alternate Version
All his friends went apesh*t after seeing him with that girl.
The rat ate the cat once it fell asleep (for its 12th nap of the day).
He'd really like to stress the word "Inadvertently."
It's like the pimply gangly kid hooking up with the fat drama girl. All they have are each other.
You gotta give it to him, that doggy's got STYLE!
They say dolphins are the only other animals that have sex for pleasure. Just saying.
Go in for the squeeze, bro. Do it!
Imagining all their misadventures together just gets me giddy.
Love makes anything possible. Especially eating a human's head in one bite.
I smell a "Dunston Checks In" sequel in the making.
Don't worry, there's a miniature jockey on top of that bear.