Recent "Interviews" Stuff

Michael Ian Black conducts a fascinating interview with his favorite author, Michael Ian Black.

They must have paid someone off to get their African American studies department ranked #102 in the nation.

From scratchmybackerman

That's really kind. To still be a Liam Neeson fan after "Unknown", I mean.

From BBCAmericaTV

He's just saying, if Mark Wahlberg had a fist big enough to punch God in the face, their wouldn't be evil in the world,

It's not whether you win or lose, but how you sound after the game.

Now he has no choice but to acknowledge his humps.

F-ing closets, how do they work?

They're just two guys and they're having a good time.

You are watching Jake.

From LivePrudeGirls

He's the Tony Hawk of awkward.

This is his way of saying, "I said everything I needed to say in 'The Banana Boat Song.'"

Now that she doesn't have wisdom teeth, she's much more aerodynamic.

All of the Casper questions must be in Part II.

The more pressing question to ask would be where do they get their fans from.

I'd tell him to read a newspaper, but that would be dated at this point, too.