Recent "Invention" Stuff

Lazy just got a whole lot tastier.

From boskaholland1896

They should hold an Olympics for robots, and then destroy all the winners before they destroy us.

From Boston Dynamics

Now we don't need humans for anything. We can finally go extinct.

From UnivPennsylvania

Now dogs have no excuse for not watching The Wire.

I've never been so glad to be an adult, who can blow all his money on toys, even if his mom says "No."

Is Pat man enough to become part machine?

From CH Staff

Because nothing makes me feel like the machines aren't going to destroy us like a swarm of tiny flying robots.

From TheDmel

Finally, someone invented a way to make your butt crack and genitals sweatier.

To be fair, building a self wedgie machine is a fail in of itself.

From mrqball12345

I used to have a pair of these, but I kept burning the roof of my mouth on them.

I thought we'd have real hover cars by 2012, but I guess this is cool.

This solves the problem that pizza looks too delicious.

There are much easier ways to accomplish nothing, but none as impressive.

If it were any easier, you'd be using a regular fork.

From TheOriginalPastaFork

"Yeah, got it. Science or whatever. Make this balls spin again."

From henders007

It may look strange now, but after China takes over the world we'll all be sweeping our streets this way.

This is going to revolutionize the future.

Neighborhood troublemaker technology has come a long way.

From JoergSprave

If Stephen Hawking is so smart, why didn't he invent this?