"Invention" Video

Is Pat man enough to become part machine?

From CH Staff

Because nothing makes me feel like the machines aren't going to destroy us like a swarm of tiny flying robots.

From TheDmel

Finally, someone invented a way to make your butt crack and genitals sweatier.

To be fair, building a self wedgie machine is a fail in of itself.

From mrqball12345

I used to have a pair of these, but I kept burning the roof of my mouth on them.

I thought we'd have real hover cars by 2012, but I guess this is cool.

This solves the problem that pizza looks too delicious.

If it were any easier, you'd be using a regular fork.

From TheOriginalPastaFork

"Yeah, got it. Science or whatever. Make this balls spin again."

From henders007

It may look strange now, but after China takes over the world we'll all be sweeping our streets this way.

This is going to revolutionize the future.

Neighborhood troublemaker technology has come a long way.

From JoergSprave

If Stephen Hawking is so smart, why didn't he invent this?

"Now no one will know that this is where I keep all the junk I'm not ready to throw away!"

It seems like the worse an invention is, the more enthusiastic they are about it in infomercials. This one is so bad you'd think they'd won the lottery.

Now, to train an army of mice.

From T. Shamir

It can't fly over land, but if Water World and Al Gore have taught me anything, that'll be just fine in a couple years.

From devinsupertramp

Finally, a bib for idiot adults that haven't learned how to drink liquids yet.

It's marble madness!

This is Bill Nye's redneck cousin, Judd.