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Terrifying Giant Spider Puppet
People need to stop inventing things that need to be destroyed.
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Innovative Pillow
We're officially living in the future!
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Super-Fun Water Jet Pack Shoes
Finally, a way to have fun in the water.
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Transformer Bicycle
It goes from regular to less regular right before your eyes.
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Homemade Electrical Vagina Presentation
There was a tie for the "most likely to never talk to a girl ever again" superlative.
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Leaf Blower-Powered Office Chair Spinning
If you barf, you have to rake up your own vomit.
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Stupid Looking Bicycle Umbrella Invention
To be fair, it is great protection against sunlight and respect.
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Real, Working, Crappy Hoverboard
We're living in the immediate future!
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Cat Doorbell
It's a really good system, just as long as the dogs in the neighborhood don't get into ringing and running again.
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Robot Dog Cannot Be Stopped
They've also got a new robot cat coming out that'll revolutionize the way you're ignored by your pet.
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Wasp Vacuum Sucks up so Many Wasps
I haven't seen this many wasps suck up since my private school days.
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Banana Fan
And they said donating $100 billion to the Bureau of Monkey Scientists was a waste of money.
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Water Printer
The best thing since sliced bread printers.
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Dumpster House
"Location, location, lo-oh my god is that rain or a homeless guy urinating?"
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Homemade Log Splitter
Just the way Grandma used to make 'em.
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Unbeatable Robot Goalie
He's revolutionizing the way you ignore soccer.
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Rube Goldberg Stabbing Maching
"You wouldn't be saying how stupid it was if it would take me less than 45 seconds to kill you."
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Cookie-Baking Robot!
It's about time scientists stopped working on ground-breaking, space-age technologies and invented something of value.
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Zombie-Decapitating Guillotine Sling Shot
Boy, am I glad I'm not a zombie--or his neighbor.
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Lightsaber Fighting Robot Arm
It's the second best lightsaber-wielding robot hand, after Luke Skywalker's.
