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Dumpster House
"Location, location, lo-oh my god is that rain or a homeless guy urinating?"
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Homemade Log Splitter
Just the way Grandma used to make 'em.
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Unbeatable Robot Goalie
He's revolutionizing the way you ignore soccer.
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Rube Goldberg Stabbing Maching
"You wouldn't be saying how stupid it was if it would take me less than 45 seconds to kill you."
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Cookie-Baking Robot!
It's about time scientists stopped working on ground-breaking, space-age technologies and invented something of value.
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Zombie-Decapitating Guillotine Sling Shot
Boy, am I glad I'm not a zombie--or his neighbor.
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Lightsaber Fighting Robot Arm
It's the second best lightsaber-wielding robot hand, after Luke Skywalker's.
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Wearable TV Coat
Worst raincoat ever.
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Lego Robot Makes Pancakes
This beats the hell out of my Lincoln Log grill. That thing was always bursting into flames.
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Automated Transformer Table
"If everyone's done enjoying the pre-meal entertainment, let's go to other room and eat at the practical table."
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Oomphalapompatronium Instrument
If you can pronounce it, you can play it.
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USB Typewriter
It's about time people started inventing things to make our lives less convenient.
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