Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Look What we found in Iraq!" (hint: not WMDs)
Budget body armor from Iraq.
"A Marine Corps Staff Seargant that I work with has two purple hearts from the war in Iraq. I've known him for 2 years now but I didn't even notice till now that getting his finger shot off gave him the ultimate shocker." What were you two talking about f
Big Shocker and Awe.
Of all mother natures creations, the camel is the worst at risk assessment.
"Vince Vaughn showing support for the Troops in Iraq."
"My friend is going to Iraq need some love!" Good luck guys.
"We were being mortared and rocketed at the time."
Do you think Napoleon Dynamite is funny to Iraqis?
You come to Iraq for the liberation, but you stay for the great weather.
You have to jiggle the handle, but other then that it's perfect.
"You have to appreciate their optimism."
"This guy just got hit by a roadside bomb in Iraq. Had to get helicoptered out." The most hardcore man you will ever see.
The world's most cumbersome car bomb?
We are truly bringing freedom to the Iraqis.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.