Pam. I need Pam.
I'm sensing a lot of self-loathing.
Dont fux wit my khakis, homie.
Alanis Morissette wrote a song about this once.
Welcome to Scowls Middle School.
Yeah, you sort of forget everything after graduation.
"Well, excuuuuse me. I didn't think I was expected to think about my comments."
What a cruel, cruel company.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Ugh, so tacky. They should have used Comic Sans
And by "English" I mean "Bad English"
In other news water is now considered sand.
"Early reports indicate that their our many with are schools"
Yeah, fight the man, good dog!
Another driving tip: Billboards can be distracting. Don't read them.
At least her friends seem smart.
Beavers are semi-aquatic rodents that hate authority.
There's no arguing that he's cheap.
I was just going to get the word "irony" but I wanted something harder to cover up.
Well, at least there's a fire truck there.
We said safety begins with you. Not us.
"I pointed out the mistake to the news crew - they had no idea. The General Production Manager told me later that they had the banner printed over a year ago, and no one from their staff had ever not …