Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Are you the police? No m'am, we're pumpkins.
You wanted pornographic Jack-O-Lanterns, we got 'em!
I'm going to take a break from wasting my time on video games to waste my time carving pumpkins.
I bring you love! It's bringing love! Don't let it get away.Break its legs!
Did you guys hear that the Crocodile Hunter died?
Great, look who just ruined Halloween. You know you're like the A-bomb - everyone's laughing having a good time and you show up BOOM! Everything is dead!
"The inside of this pumpkin smells of rich mahogany."
Now's a good time to start sending in Jack-O-Lantern pictures.
Way to ruin a perfectly good pumpkin bong.
This year, he's going as a stoner with too much time.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.