Picture Can you beleive that there are people out there who have not seen Animal House? Hard to believe, but they walk among us.
Picture "Special thanks goes to the roommate's girlfriend for the carving job." So you mean all the credit goes to your roommate's girlfriend?
Picture It only occurs to me now that all the Jack-O-Lanterns could also be tagged with "too much time."
Picture I'm going to take a break from wasting my time on video games to waste my time carving pumpkins.