Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
You have to assume he already wasn't sober when he made the decision to start chugging Jager.
This shaming gets a 7 out of 10. Not a lot of creativity, but you get points for making sure it's not just something he can wash off the next morning.
A Jagerbomb, a Redheaded Slut, and a White Russian.
"I saw the other Jagerbomb on the site... needless to say the Jagerbomb was meant to be a duo. Dare I say a dynamic duo."
That's the front and back of his costume. He's a Jagerbomb. No idea what the Bud Light hat is about.
I don't remember it, but it must have been an awesome night.
"Mom always told me to buy in bulk to save money." Sadly, this is exactly what she meant.
"The Goldschlager bong was cool so we built one then a double perc with Absolut and a 2 person hooka with Jager. The mini's are the mouth peices. Breathing glass dust while drilling hurts real bad the next day." I'm sure your lungs love you anyway.
"I was afraid she would drop the jager, but when I tried to take it away I found out her grip was strong"
"This is a weekends worth of Jager."
Ah, what the hell, we haven't had a passed out photo in a while.
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