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American Jail
Whoever had the idea for a Cops where the camera follows them to jail is brilliant. Airing on CourtTV in Thursdays.
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Kid wants to go to REAL Jail
"And when I get there I want to get REAL shanked. Don't you stab me with one of those plastic, safety shanks."
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Inmates Perform Michael Jackson's "This is It"
At this point I'm convinced actual dancers commit crimes in the Philippines just to go to this prison.
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Cat Called for Jury Duty
It worked out in the end. He was dismissed from the trial for being racist.
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Staten Island Prisoner Escapes
"That's the second to last time we take a prisoner's word that they won't try and run away." - The world's worst warden.
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Jesus Christ Bail Bonds
The Lord is my shepherd, and shepherds get 25% interest.
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Baby Panda Escapes Jail
Don't get any ideas cute, human-baby prisoners.
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Dancing Inmate's Michael Jackson Tribute
The Philippine prisoners from the Thriller dance video are back to honor MJ, this time with "Ben," "I'll Be There," and "We are the World." They all committed terrible crimes just to get back in jail for this video.
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Flowchart: How Well You'll Do in Prison
If you don't see this chart as something to slam a person's head into, not well.
