Cat Called for Jury Duty video Cat Called for Jury Duty

It worked out in the end. He was dismissed from the trial for being racist.

Staten Island Prisoner Escapes video Staten Island Prisoner Escapes

"That's the second to last time we take a prisoner's word that they won't try and run away." - The world's worst warden.

Jesus Christ Bail Bonds video Jesus Christ Bail Bonds

The Lord is my shepherd, and shepherds get 25% interest.

Baby Panda Escapes Jail video Baby Panda Escapes Jail

Don't get any ideas cute, human-baby prisoners.

Flowchart: How Well You'll Do in Prison picture Flowchart: How Well You'll Do in Prison

If you don't see this chart as something to slam a person's head into, not well.

Dancing Inmate's Michael Jackson Tribute video Dancing Inmate's Michael Jackson Tribute

The Philippine prisoners from the Thriller dance video are back to honor MJ, this time with "Ben," "I'll Be There," and "We are the World." They all committed terrible crimes just to get back in jail for this video.