"Jake And Amir" Stuff

I would never join a dating site that would accept me as a member. Good thing they don't.

Songs are music to my ears.

And this is something Amir is really excited about.

The only way to really win Monopoly is to escape with your sanity intact.

Series finales are always the sexiest.

Keep your friends close, and the actors hired to play them so they can work from home closer.

Is that a me on your back, or am I just just happy to... or... I dunno. Nevermind.

Bad call.

Luckily it'll grow back. I hope.

In a game like this, there are no winners. Except for me.

Sometimes, when you work so hard at helping others, you neglect to help the most important person of all: Me.

Puff, puff, gas.

The weirdest thing about it, was that it could have happened to literally anybody.