"Chicken in the Corn" One String Guitar Song by Jamaican Guy

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:38:43 -0400

Someone get this guy on the Jamaican "X Factor," he's a lyrical genius.

The Ultimate Threat

Wed, 19 Sep 2012 11:02:10 -0400

"No, no, please don't pack my bags!"

Vita Malt Commercial

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 12:43:33 -0400

A drink so good, you'll apparate to inconvenient locations while dancing.

Cab Driver Performs Live in Cab

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 13:49:40 -0500

"Oh, great. Now he's gonna want a tip."

This Ain't a Love Song (This is a Like Song)

Wed, 26 May 2010 12:44:20 -0400

There's nothing sexier than honesty.

If he asked for a beer can with breakfast, things would get really confusing

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 12:49:09 -0500

Bacon or Beer Can?

Untitled 6

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:26:42 -0500

Samson Simpson! I stick to my story, I'm from Jamaica!

Jamaica's Tourism Board Contacts Sean Kingston

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:09:32 -0400

Dear Mr. Kingston,

My name is Christopher Rifkin, chairman of Jamaica's Tourism Board. We'd first like to congratulate you on your recent successes, as well as thank you for raising awareness worldwide of the beautiful paradise that is Jamaica! However, we must make one small request as it pertains to the song "Take You There", as we feel you did not live up to the agreement we had put in place when you were commissioned to "write a song about a wonderful Jamaican vacation" (note: we even gave you a rhyme to use, we were very disappointed when that was left out of the final version).

Look What I Bought!

Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:08:07 -0400

This is a clip from The Whitest Kids U' Know's Fuse TV show, which premieres tonight! (Tuesday, March 20th) At 11pm!!

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Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:47:18 -0500

Jamaican Me Stereotypical!

Untitled 10

Tue, 22 Aug 2006 22:19:46 -0400

Feel the rhythm! Feel the ride!

Untitled 11

Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:16:14 -0400

Not sure if you can tell, but that's a bulldog eating out a woman.

Untitled 12

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 19:21:26 -0400

"Hey, do you know where I could get some...Oh, never mind."

Untitled 13

Mon, 10 Jul 2006 16:34:01 -0400

Do you think he is aware of the awesomeness of his job? Is he even aware that he is alive?

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Mon, 05 Jun 2006 22:27:11 -0400

Why go to all the way Jamaica when you can just see the finest it has to offer on CollegeHumor?

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Tue, 23 May 2006 00:55:04 -0400

It's 3 AM, you're in Jamaica, and you can't find rolling papers. What do you do?

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Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:11:57 -0500

Why travel, I have all the girls making out I need right here.

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Sat, 26 Nov 2005 01:21:00 -0500

"All the people they can't beleive, Jamaica we got a bobsled team."

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Wed, 28 Jul 2004 00:00:00 -0400

"On my trip to Jamaica, the marijuana vendors outside of Bob Marley's home"

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Wed, 23 Jun 2004 00:00:00 -0400

"I love Jamaica...they're sellin this shit on the street!"

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