Why Beyonce and Jay-Z Need to Break Up

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:51:38 -0400

In "Regret Everything" comedian Will Hines tells us what thoughts have been gnawing at his brain.

I like Taylor Swift songs, especially when she's mad at some guy (i.e. all Taylor Swift songs). Were I Taylor's manager, the first thing I would do is try to get her next boyfriend to break up with her, preferably in a way that stings her melody-attracting, harmony-provoking romantic pride.

Jay-Z's Sister

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 12:14:05 -0500

She's got 99 serious problems.

Jay-Z Rides the Subway

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 16:55:31 -0500

Jay-Z rides the subway on the way to the eighth and last show kicking off the Barclays Center in Brooklyn. Filmed for a documentary, here he explains to an old woman that yes, he is famous.

Nicki Minaj Slowed Down is Gay Jay-Z

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:05:57 -0500

You crazy for this one, Gay.

Adventure Time: Bacon Pancakes New York Mashup

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 12:11:01 -0500

Lemongrab thinks this is ACCEPTABLE!

Robert De Niro Scolding Jay-Z

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 16:28:16 -0500

Are you talkin' to Jay? Are you talkin' to Jay? Oh, well, go on then, Mr. De Niro--I just wanted to make sure.

Senator Sherrod Brown Gets Down to Jay-Z

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 11:52:31 -0500

Big pimpin', spendin' political capital.

Barack's Got 99 Problems But Mitt Ain't One

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 16:06:22 -0400

Much better than Paul Ryan's weird version of "Big Pimpin."

B*tches in WeHo

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 18:23:05 -0400

Please let me get in that zone.

Public Music Video

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 13:31:23 -0400

Only in New York! (And sometimes Vancouver)

Barack Obama Has 99 Problems But Mitt Ain't One

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 15:51:14 -0400

Mitt's response version of "Big Pimpin" will be so uncomfortable.

Harry Potter and the 99 Problems of Wizardy

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 14:05:26 -0400

He's got 99 problems but a witch ain't one.

Pianists In Paris

Wed, 30 May 2012 12:21:39 -0400

What's 50 grands to a mother*cker like me, can you please remind me?

Jeopardy Jerk Thinks Jay-Z is LMFAO

Sat, 05 May 2012 13:52:19 -0400

Half credit for guessing how everyone is going to react to your answer.

French Politician Bizarrely Uses "N*ggas in Paris" in Campaign Ad

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:31:11 -0400

French Presidential candidate François Hollande watches the throne. Ça merde cray.

Jay-Z and Diddy

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 16:34:41 -0400

Jay-Z and Beyonce

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:24:46 -0400

99 Problems Orlando Magic Jerseys

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 13:53:22 -0400

This should make the transition easier once Dwight Howard goes to the Nets.

Roc-A-Fella Republican Corrects Jay-Z Misquote

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 11:31:42 -0400

He may be Republican red, but he bleeds The Blueprint.

Shawn Carter of Mars: John Carter, Jay Z Mashup

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 00:10:48 -0400

This East coast vs. Mars rap rivalry is getting out of hand.

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