He's christianity's favorite main character, from the most popular book of all time: The Bible. God put him on this Earth then he gave us wine and Christmas. Jesus Christ, what a guy.

    It's a miracle! Can I lick the miracle?
    Say "baaaaa!"
    Show us your tits!
    How to fix a hole in the wall.
    This is an outrage, Jesus studied taekwondo!
    Then again, so will Jesus.
    Nintendo Wii, however, remains superior.
    "Talk about preaching to the choir."
    The world's first ownage, over 2000 years ago today.

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