He's christianity's favorite main character, from the most popular book of all time: The Bible. God put him on this Earth then he gave us wine and Christmas. Jesus Christ, what a guy.

    I know guys that have sucked dick just for some Jesus.
    "My girlfriend is Roman-Catholic so I decided to have some fun by making these eggs and hiding them around her house with the rest of the eggs that her mom hid. I haven't had sex in 3 months."
    "Cognitive dissonance."
    What Would Jesus Drink?
    Why do people take off their shirts to play beer pong?
    i think we can all agree with Jesus on this one...
    Maybe that's why he was all 'peace and love...'

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