He's christianity's favorite main character, from the most popular book of all time: The Bible. God put him on this Earth then he gave us wine and Christmas. Jesus Christ, what a guy.

    8-year olds, dude.
    "Jesus, you're killing my game."
    Looks like god needs to go back to flight school.
    He's managing more than just my pizza experience.
    Jesus does everything with me.
    "Jesus appeared on my Pizza Pop."
    Talking giraffes always have all the answers.
    Wow, I didn't even get to the Jesus part for a minute.
    "Apparently, He's All Knowing, but not All Responsible!"
    We spent three days trying to come up with another example of a song he might do. The best we could do was "Holy GrailHouse Rock." Maybe he really is talented.

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