"Jesus" Picture

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He’s christianity’s favorite main character, from the most popular book of all time: The Bible. God put him on this Earth then he gave us wine and Christmas. Jesus Christ, what a guy.

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The Adventures of God article The Adventures of God
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Jesus Vader picture Jesus Vader

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

From anonymous

| 2 comments | December 26, 2011
Detention Notice picture Detention Notice

It's the best gift Jesus could have asked for.

| 9 comments | December 21, 2011
Yoda Replaces Jesus In Nativity Scene picture Yoda Replaces Jesus In Nativity Scene

The messiah, he is.

| 2 comments | December 15, 2011
The Jesus Toaster picture The Jesus Toaster

The perfect way to make your Grilled Cheesus Christ.

| 4 comments | December 12, 2011
Jesus F*cking Christ! picture Jesus F*cking Christ!

From Ashley Michelle

| 3 comments | November 04, 2011
Jesus picture Jesus

He can turn water into wine. but can he turn whine into anything?

From taylrjohnson

| 6 comments | October 28, 2011
Disturbing Jesus Sign picture Disturbing Jesus Sign

It's resurrected after 3 days, ladies. Be patient.

From Cole Ulbricht

| 4 comments | September 16, 2011
What Would Jesus Do? picture What Would Jesus Do?

Soup or salad? Paper or plastic? PC or Mac? Blonde or brunette? WWJD?!??!

| 9 comments | August 08, 2011
Who Was Jesus? picture Who Was Jesus?

That certainly explains John Cusack's career.

| 15 comments | June 21, 2011
Religious Fellatio picture Religious Fellatio

Close your eyes and pray

| 2 comments | May 06, 2011
Dinosaur Jesus picture Dinosaur Jesus

Creationists respectfully refer to the dinosaur as Eve.

| 104 comments | April 13, 2011
Sign This Guy is Like Jesus picture Sign This Guy is Like Jesus

He turns water into wine coolers

| 3 comments | April 01, 2011
Now there's an original sin for yah! picture Now there's an original sin for yah!

From taylr

| 42 comments | January 25, 2011
Zach Galifianakis as Fat Jesus. He turns water into Diet Coke. picture Zach Galifianakis as Fat Jesus. He turns water into Diet Coke.

| 19 comments | January 19, 2011
And the Lord said unto them, "Holy sh*t, where'd that giant lizard come from!" picture And the Lord said unto them, "Holy sh*t, where'd that giant lizard come from!"

From Frank

| 13 comments | December 22, 2010
At first the DEA thought he'd be difficult to find, but apparently he's everywhere. picture At first the DEA thought he'd be difficult to find, but apparently he's everywhere.

| 12 comments | December 22, 2010
Jesus picture Jesus

He's a cross between a cross and Jesus.

| 4 comments | November 03, 2010
Jesus picture Jesus

I'd shake his hand, but I've got this whole thing about blood.

| 3 comments | November 02, 2010
At first it may not seem like it makes sense, but they both went to college in Yoshi Island. picture At first it may not seem like it makes sense, but they both went to college in Yoshi Island.

| 25 comments | October 25, 2010
Therefore, making him the one true mess-high-ya. picture Therefore, making him the one true mess-high-ya.

| 25 comments | October 21, 2010