He's christianity's favorite main character, from the most popular book of all time: The Bible. God put him on this Earth then he gave us wine and Christmas. Jesus Christ, what a guy.

Spinners, spoiler, and savior.
Yeah, but Jesus didn't give me any chocolate.
Good, mine has been in the gutter lately.
Touchdown Jesus.
He looks like he could even be a great shepherd.
"Moses with the kick, 'ITS GOOD,' says Jesus!"
"And then God said... try the chili cheese fries."
I looked it up. It says: "Therefore if  any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new." So, there you go - kill dad.
Jesus Would Drive a Buick.
Whatever, that's Jesus' perogative.
It's Jesus, LOL who?
"No Jesus horses allowed!"

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