Tag: Jesus (Page 4)

So is your great grandma. And she's not happy. Picture So is your great grandma. And she's not happy.
To be fair, most people who grew up with the Beatles don't really know how to use computers. Picture To be fair, most people who grew up with the Beatles don't really know how to use computers.
And they wonder where priests get it from. Picture And they wonder where priests get it from.
The only difference between Jesus and Dr. Manhattan is that you usually don't see full frontal Jesus. Picture The only difference between Jesus and Dr. Manhattan is that you usually don't see full frontal Jesus.
I was going to school to be a neurosurgeon, but now I'm definitely dropping out and getting ordained to be a minister. Picture I was going to school to be a neurosurgeon, but now I'm definitely dropping out and getting ordained to be a minister.
How couldn't he? They built a stairway to heaven. Picture How couldn't he? They built a stairway to heaven.
2009 years old and he's still working the same job. Picture 2009 years old and he's still working the same job.
After sex most men have to roll over, grab a marker and some oak tag, and piss off a preacher. Picture After sex most men have to roll over, grab a marker and some oak tag, and piss off a preacher.
First 50 get a free Jesus "Nail Me" shirt printed on American Apparel. Picture First 50 get a free Jesus "Nail Me" shirt printed on American Apparel.
How else could you explain Jesus and the dinosaurs without conflicting origin theories? Picture How else could you explain Jesus and the dinosaurs without conflicting origin theories?
In a way, Jesus' whole life was a toga party. Picture In a way, Jesus' whole life was a toga party.
Higher! Throw me higher! Picture Higher! Throw me higher!
The decal on Dave Coulier's car. Picture The decal on Dave Coulier's car.
Putting the "fun" back in crucifixFUN! Picture Putting the "fun" back in crucifixFUN!
And on the seventh day, He chillaxed to the max. Picture And on the seventh day, He chillaxed to the max.
Just add an apostrophe s after everything. Why? Because the lord himself told me to! Picture Just add an apostrophe s after everything. Why? Because the lord himself told me to!
If you really want to get spring breakers attention you should hand out booze. Picture If you really want to get spring breakers attention you should hand out booze.
Maybe Jesus was really into Tommy. Picture Maybe Jesus was really into Tommy.
"Jesus is the answer to everything, except in biology." Picture "Jesus is the answer to everything, except in biology."
Jesus also once rode a motorcycle along the edge of a building. Picture Jesus also once rode a motorcycle along the edge of a building.
Jesus F-ing Christ. Picture Jesus F-ing Christ.
Shoot not, and ye shall not score. Picture Shoot not, and ye shall not score.
"Found this in an actual church bathroom." Picture "Found this in an actual church bathroom."
This is right before Joseph became the first man in history to break dance. Picture This is right before Joseph became the first man in history to break dance.