Picture If you don't like the random numbers and letters that end up on your license plate, can you ask them to reshuffle?
Picture "My girlfriend is Roman-Catholic so I decided to have some fun by making these eggs and hiding them around her house with the rest of the eggs that her mom hid. I haven't had sex in 3 months."
Picture Open wider...wider... by the way have you accepted Jesus Christ as the one true lord and savior?
Picture Isn't there something in the bible about not rubbing thy boobies upon a man's back until after marriage?