Tag: Jesus (Page 8)

It may be the acid, but I think I see a guy in a cowboy hat. Picture It may be the acid, but I think I see a guy in a cowboy hat.
I heard they've got the best pot there. Picture I heard they've got the best pot there.
Now who's sinning, Jesus? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. I know you've got a brand name to protect. Picture Now who's sinning, Jesus? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. I know you've got a brand name to protect.
At the 4/20 celebration in Santa Cruz, this preacher showed up with a megaphone to tell everyone they are sodomites (he's the guy in the middle). Picture At the 4/20 celebration in Santa Cruz, this preacher showed up with a megaphone to tell everyone they are sodomites (he's the guy in the middle).
Jesus, I told you to stop messing with that sign. Picture Jesus, I told you to stop messing with that sign.
Oh grow up, this is the 21st century. We call it turd burgling. Picture Oh grow up, this is the 21st century. We call it turd burgling.
They call them bumper stickers because they're supposed to be on the bumper. Also, they're supposed to make sense. Picture They call them bumper stickers because they're supposed to be on the bumper. Also, they're supposed to make sense.
"Tired of sodas? Try Pepsi." Picture "Tired of sodas? Try Pepsi."
Down in front! Picture Down in front!
Whatever, the refs won't call anything on him. Picture Whatever, the refs won't call anything on him.
Salvation Army Art - 'Here Tommy, let me show you how to break a store window.' Picture Salvation Army Art - 'Here Tommy, let me show you how to break a store window.'
I was hoping for Superman. Picture I was hoping for Superman.
The Salvation Army fashion show continues. Keep sending them in. Picture The Salvation Army fashion show continues. Keep sending them in.
It's the cops! Judas.... Picture It's the cops! Judas....
"My cousin passed out and we couldn't wake him up for church, so we brought church to him." How Christian of you. Picture "My cousin passed out and we couldn't wake him up for church, so we brought church to him." How Christian of you.
Jesus? Picture Jesus?
Why anyone would have gotten upset at these guys? Picture Why anyone would have gotten upset at these guys?
LITERALLY! Picture LITERALLY!
Oh no I meant I wanted you to literally tattoo a ticket to hell on my arm. Picture Oh no I meant I wanted you to literally tattoo a ticket to hell on my arm.
"I always wondered who would win." Picture "I always wondered who would win."
I think Jesus would be proud. Picture I think Jesus would be proud.
Don't worry, in three days he'll be up again. Picture Don't worry, in three days he'll be up again.
You lost me at the part where Jesus sticks two fingers in a girl's vagina and one in her butt. Picture You lost me at the part where Jesus sticks two fingers in a girl's vagina and one in her butt.
YOU ARE ALL SINNERS Picture YOU ARE ALL SINNERS