Tag: Jesus (Page 9)

Jesus has returned, nobody go near him with anything sharp. Picture Jesus has returned, nobody go near him with anything sharp.
He was popped for your balloon related sins. Picture He was popped for your balloon related sins.
8-year olds, dude. Picture 8-year olds, dude.
"Jesus, you're killing my game." Picture "Jesus, you're killing my game."
Looks like god needs to go back to flight school. Picture Looks like god needs to go back to flight school.
NUDITY IN THIS PICTURE! Just kidding, look at all the pictures though. Picture NUDITY IN THIS PICTURE! Just kidding, look at all the pictures though.
He's managing more than just my pizza experience. Picture He's managing more than just my pizza experience.
North Carolina State University - Shows how little he knows. All that matters is I get drunk tonight. Picture North Carolina State University - Shows how little he knows. All that matters is I get drunk tonight.
I LOVE JESUS WOOOOOO! Picture I LOVE JESUS WOOOOOO!
Jesus does everything with me. Picture Jesus does everything with me.
"Jesus appeared on my Pizza Pop." Picture "Jesus appeared on my Pizza Pop."
Talking giraffes always have all the answers. Picture Talking giraffes always have all the answers.
Great pun, but you're playing for the wrong team church-sign-writer. Picture Great pun, but you're playing for the wrong team church-sign-writer.
Well as a member of the Jewish population, let me just say "you're welcome." Picture Well as a member of the Jewish population, let me just say "you're welcome."
Wow, I didn't even get to the Jesus part for a minute. Picture Wow, I didn't even get to the Jesus part for a minute.
"Apparently, He's All Knowing, but not All Responsible!" Picture "Apparently, He's All Knowing, but not All Responsible!"
We spent three days trying to come up with another example of a song he might do. The best we could do was "Holy GrailHouse Rock." Maybe he really is talented. Picture We spent three days trying to come up with another example of a song he might do. The best we could do was "Holy GrailHouse Rock." Maybe he really is talented.
Which way to the book store? Picture Which way to the book store?
You'd think the enormous cross near the pornography store would be a huge conflict, but it actually serves as great promotion for "The Passion Of The Christ Gets Everywhere." Picture You'd think the enormous cross near the pornography store would be a huge conflict, but it actually serves as great promotion for "The Passion Of The Christ Gets Everywhere."
Now there's someone that must really like Jesus. Picture Now there's someone that must really like Jesus.
I believe Limp Bizkit may have said it best when they sang "It's my way, my way, my way or the highway." Picture I believe Limp Bizkit may have said it best when they sang "It's my way, my way, my way or the highway."
Dog-Jesus can also turn water into another dog's ass. Picture Dog-Jesus can also turn water into another dog's ass.
You guys are mean. Picture You guys are mean.
Is that J Is Lord or Jis Lord? The difference is important. Picture Is that J Is Lord or Jis Lord? The difference is important.