Recent "Jesus" Stuff

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He’s christianity’s favorite main character, from the most popular book of all time: The Bible. God put him on this Earth then he gave us wine and Christmas. Jesus Christ, what a guy.

Unicorn After Wisdom Teeth video Unicorn After Wisdom Teeth
The Adventures of God article The Adventures of God
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Parachute Snagged on Statue of Jesus picture Parachute Snagged on Statue of Jesus

And the lord reached out his hand, and the man said, "Can you put me down now?"

From nuclearblaster

| Be the first to comment! | 3 days ago
Chair Shaped Like Jesus picture Chair Shaped Like Jesus

Looks like you can use his hand as a cup holder.

From Kreetard

| 1 comment | May 03, 2012
Oh Jesus! video Oh Jesus!

Jesus loves me this I know because he works at that farm down the road and gives me free produce.

From PeeDeeFlo

| 5 comments | April 13, 2012
The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant Originals The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant

Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin' Onion.

From CH Staff

| 63 comments | April 04, 2012
Biblical Origins of Modern Easter Traditions article Biblical Origins of Modern Easter Traditions

by Mike Trapp on

| 21 comments | April 04, 2012
Kids Perform Christian Version of "My Humps" video Kids Perform Christian Version of "My Humps"

Our Lord and savior Jesus Christ has the most bootylicious humps of all.

From jpgordo

| 163 comments | January 05, 2012
Jesus Vader picture Jesus Vader

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

From anonymous

| 2 comments | December 26, 2011
Detention Notice picture Detention Notice

It's the best gift Jesus could have asked for.

| 6 comments | December 21, 2011
Yoda Replaces Jesus In Nativity Scene picture Yoda Replaces Jesus In Nativity Scene

The messiah, he is.

| 2 comments | December 15, 2011
The Jesus Toaster picture The Jesus Toaster

The perfect way to make your Grilled Cheesus Christ.

| 4 comments | December 12, 2011
Jesus F*cking Christ! picture Jesus F*cking Christ!

From poptart

| 3 comments | November 04, 2011
Jesus picture Jesus

He can turn water into wine. but can he turn whine into anything?

From taylrjohnson

| 6 comments | October 28, 2011
Disturbing Jesus Sign picture Disturbing Jesus Sign

It's resurrected after 3 days, ladies. Be patient.

From Cole Ulbricht

| 4 comments | September 16, 2011
What Would Jesus Do? picture What Would Jesus Do?

Soup or salad? Paper or plastic? PC or Mac? Blonde or brunette? WWJD?!??!

| 8 comments | August 08, 2011
Who Was Jesus? picture Who Was Jesus?

That certainly explains John Cusack's career.

| 15 comments | June 21, 2011
Religious Fellatio picture Religious Fellatio

Close your eyes and pray

| 2 comments | May 06, 2011
Dinosaur Jesus picture Dinosaur Jesus

Creationists respectfully refer to the dinosaur as Eve.

| 92 comments | April 13, 2011
Sign This Guy is Like Jesus picture Sign This Guy is Like Jesus

He turns water into wine coolers

| 4 comments | April 01, 2011
Jesus Pizza video Jesus Pizza

Good thing I gave up Lent for pizza.

| 15 comments | April 01, 2011
Jesus Gives Woman Orgasm video Jesus Gives Woman Orgasm

Turn the other cheek, let's try another position.

| 29 comments | March 24, 2011