He's christianity's favorite main character, from the most popular book of all time: The Bible. God put him on this Earth then he gave us wine and Christmas. Jesus Christ, what a guy.

8-year olds, dude.
"Jesus, you're killing my game."
Looks like god needs to go back to flight school.
He's managing more than just my pizza experience.
Jesus does everything with me.
"Jesus appeared on my Pizza Pop."
Talking giraffes always have all the answers.
"Ned Flanders, Texas Ranger?"
Wow, I didn't even get to the Jesus part for a minute.

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