Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
And you thought your parents embarrassed you...
"This is the official beer pong trophy that was awarded to the winner of a World Cup style tournament. We had 32 'countries' represented. The winner was Germany, after beating Brazil in a game of 21 cup beer pong. Depicted here are Israel and the Vatican"
Those zany Jews.
This is how they should have fought World War II in the first place.
Why do people take off their shirts to play beer pong?
Why is it on all other nights we eat either freeze dried tortillas or thermostabilized beef packets, but tonight only thermostabilized beef packets?
"That explains the hair."
For all you non-Jews out there, let me explain. This is what is known in the Jewish religon as a "mezuzah."
While I'm here, do you guys have any knish?
"J-J-J-J-JEW UNIT, Get Rich and Don't Spend It."
"Orange-jews - a Halloween costume and a play on words."
A traditional Jewish holiday decoration.
You might as well have a bumper sticker that says "Go ahead and hit me, I'm well insured."
"Remember to heil both ways before crossing the street."
Let's get sinful, and we'll just atone for it on Yom Kippur.
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Don't ask me again.