Tag: Jewish (Page 2)

Some people take Rosh Hashanah a little too seriously. Picture Some people take Rosh Hashanah a little too seriously.
Hmmm, must be some sort of Lenny Kravitz side project. Picture Hmmm, must be some sort of Lenny Kravitz side project.
Someone should tell the worst Jews ever over here that there are eight nights of Hanukah. Picture Someone should tell the worst Jews ever over here that there are eight nights of Hanukah.
I'd like to see a Christmas sweater do that. Picture I'd like to see a Christmas sweater do that.
Worst Christmas tree ever. Picture Worst Christmas tree ever.
"What time does the party start?""When we are dry and ready." Picture "What time does the party start?""When we are dry and ready."
If you're going to do an offensive Jewish stereotype costume, you have to put in some more effort. Picture If you're going to do an offensive Jewish stereotype costume, you have to put in some more effort.
8 crazy nights vs. 1 crazy morning Picture 8 crazy nights vs. 1 crazy morning
Did you know Jews control all the coincidences in America? Picture Did you know Jews control all the coincidences in America?
And you thought your parents embarrassed you... Picture And you thought your parents embarrassed you...
"This is the official beer pong trophy that was awarded to the winner of a World Cup style tournament. We had 32 'countries' represented. The winner was Germany, after beating Brazil in a game of 21 cup beer pong. Depicted here are Israel and the Vatican" Picture "This is the official beer pong trophy that was awarded to the winner of a World Cup style tournament. We had 32 'countries' represented. The winner was Germany, after beating Brazil in a game of 21 cup beer pong. Depicted here are Israel and the Vatican"
Those zany Jews. Picture Those zany Jews.
This is how they should have fought World War II in the first place. Picture This is how they should have fought World War II in the first place.
Why do people take off their shirts to play beer pong? Picture Why do people take off their shirts to play beer pong?
Why is it on all other nights we eat either freeze dried tortillas or thermostabilized beef packets, but tonight only thermostabilized beef packets? Picture Why is it on all other nights we eat either freeze dried tortillas or thermostabilized beef packets, but tonight only thermostabilized beef packets?
"That explains the hair." Picture "That explains the hair."
For all you non-Jews out there, let me explain. This is what is known in the Jewish religon as a "mezuzah." Picture For all you non-Jews out there, let me explain. This is what is known in the Jewish religon as a "mezuzah."
While I'm here, do you guys have any knish? Picture While I'm here, do you guys have any knish?
"J-J-J-J-JEW UNIT, Get Rich and Don't Spend It." Picture "J-J-J-J-JEW UNIT, Get Rich and Don't Spend It."
"Orange-jews - a Halloween costume and a play on words." Picture "Orange-jews - a Halloween costume and a play on words."
A traditional Jewish holiday decoration. Picture A traditional Jewish holiday decoration.
You might as well have a bumper sticker that says "Go ahead and hit me, I'm well insured." Picture You might as well have a bumper sticker that says "Go ahead and hit me, I'm well insured."
"Remember to heil both ways before crossing the street." Picture "Remember to heil both ways before crossing the street."
Let's get sinful, and we'll just atone for it on Yom Kippur. Picture Let's get sinful, and we'll just atone for it on Yom Kippur.