Have a holly, jolly cheeseburger.
Packing stadiums with fans and their deafening hums.
Have fun trying to hate this, Mr. Scrooge.
Just like that older time rock and roll.
Sorry, tricksters, but this is just a treat.
That's right, folks. Jimmy Fallon can even make the best of a natural disaster.
You're special each and every one of you top 1%.
Where are the hushed tones of PBS when you really need them?
Mitt is able to humanize himself in a totally human way, fellow humans.
Honey Bubba's all ramped up on his Go Go Juice and ready to go, America.