CollegeHumor: Jobs http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/jobs Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6885527 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6885527/tornado-warnings-dont-apply-to-asshles Tornado Warnings Don't Apply To Assh*les Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:33:28 -0400
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Welcome to Work Sucks, the column where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. In this issue, we've brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. If your job sucks even worse than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.
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Welcome to Work Sucks, the column where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. In this issue, we've brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. If your job sucks even worse than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.
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Welcome to Work Sucks, the column where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. In this issue, we've brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. If your job sucks even worse than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.
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Welcome to Work Sucks, the column where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. In this issue, we've brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. If your job sucks even worse than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.
...]]> /article/6883995 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6883995/butts-make-the-best-headrests Butts Make the Best Headrests Sun, 14 Apr 2013 15:41:33 -0400
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Welcome to Work Sucks, the column where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. In this issue, we've brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. If your job sucks even worse than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.
...]]> /article/6879716 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6879716/things-i-shouldnt-have-put-in-my-cover-letter 10 Things I Shouldn't Have Put In My Cover Letter Mon, 25 Mar 2013 00:40:02 -0400
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Self-promotion is a very strange thing. The idea that you must make a commercial of yourself so that someone you've never met might give you approval is a bit alienating. How do you navigate this? What are you really all about? Who are you even? These are the types of questions you must confront when writing a cover letter, and I can help you out. Don't get the wrong idea though! I'm not going to tell you how to write a successful cover letter, but what I will do is tell you how not to write one. After all, knowing what not to do is how you reverse engineer your way to success.

Here are some excerpts from different cover letters I have written over the years. Most of these seemed like great ways to introduce myself to a hiring manager, but now I understand my follies in retrospect.


/article/6882348 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6882348/how-to-get-hired-by-seeming-like-a-serial-killer How to Get Hired By Seeming Like a Serial Killer Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:19:30 -0400
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Welcome to Work Sucks, the column where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. In this issue, we've brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. If your job sucks even worse than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.
...]]> /article/6882501 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6882501/foot-porn-and-abraham-lincolns-netflix-queue Foot Porn and Abraham Lincoln's Netflix Queue Fri, 05 Apr 2013 13:33:25 -0400 Welcome to Work Sucks, the column where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. In this issue, we've brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. If your job sucks even worse than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

Foot Porn and Abraham Lincolns Netflix Queue - Image 1...]]> /article/6881040 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6881040/work-sucks-the-best-of-the-worst Work Sucks: The Best of the Worst Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:07:52 -0400 Welcome back to Work Sucks, the column where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. In this issue, we've brought you the very best of your worst work stories from the past year. If your job sucks even worse than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

Work Sucks: The Best of the Worst - Image 3...]]> /article/6878192 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6878192/potential-after-college-jobs 5 Potential After-College Jobs for Unskilled Graduates Sun, 17 Mar 2013 13:22:16 -0400 It's hard to find a job after college. You're applying here and there, and no one's biting. But it's not your fault. Employers are only looking at the skills you don't have. The fact of the matter is the business landscape of today is already dated and you're more suited for the job market of tomorrow. Apply your unique skill set in one of these in demand fields today!


...]]> /picture/6872400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6872400/these-are-the-12-best-jobs-in-the-world These Are the 12 Best Jobs in the World Wed, 20 Feb 2013 10:45:53 -0500 /article/6871365 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6871365/what-i-learned-working-for-a-porn-magazine What I Learned Working for a Porn Magazine Sat, 16 Feb 2013 22:23:45 -0500


This is the craziest job I've ever had: For three summers during college I worked for a porn magazine, and what struck me most was that convicts have decent grammar.


...]]> /article/6869995 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6869995/the-popes-exit-interview-questionnaire The Pope's Exit Interview Questionnaire Mon, 11 Feb 2013 13:25:26 -0500

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This morning, Pope Benedict XVI shocked Catholics around the world by announcing that he would resign at the end of this month, making him only the second pope in history to do so. Surprisingly, there is in fact protocol for these things.


/article/6864174 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6864174/how-to-live-life-on-expert-mode How to Live Life on Expert Mode Thu, 17 Jan 2013 06:13:02 -0500

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How To Live Life on Expert Mode - Image 1...]]> /picture/6838768 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6838768/cheesy-job-title Cheesy Job Title Mon, 22 Oct 2012 14:40:27 -0400 /picture/6823369 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6823369/wanted-someone-to-chew-hay-for-horse Wanted: Someone to Chew Hay for Horse Wed, 12 Sep 2012 12:09:48 -0400 /embed/6817292 http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6817292/olympians-need-jobs Olympians Need Jobs Mon, 27 Aug 2012 10:16:59 -0400 /picture/6786753 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6786753/18-year-old-waitress-with-20-years-experience-needed 18-Year-Old Waitress with 20 Years Experience Needed Fri, 22 Jun 2012 11:22:08 -0400 /embed/6780017 http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6780017/conan-obrien-has-been-moonlighting-as-a-police-lady Conan O'Brien Has Been Moonlighting as a Police Lady Wed, 06 Jun 2012 14:29:07 -0400