CollegeHumor: Jokes

28 Jokes You Can Tell Your Grandparents

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 05:15:31 -0500

Tame Alligator
A man walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm.
“This is the world’s tamest alligator,” says the man, “and I’ll prove it.” He then throws a tennis ball under a table, and the alligator promptly fetches it.
“Anyone else want to try?” says the man.
“Sure,” says the bartender, “but please throw the ball on top of the table, as my knees are bad and I have trouble picking up objects from the floor.”
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Dad Makes Baby Laugh

Sun, 24 Jul 2011 12:53:30 -0400

If he thinks he's laughing hard now, just wait until he finds out about Denis Leary.

Dalai Lama Doesn't Get Dalai Lama Joke

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 13:45:37 -0400

There won't be any laughs, but when he dies, on his deathbed, he will receive total consciousness. So he's got that goin' for him.

It's funny because the wolf is about to eat the fat guy

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 13:47:57 -0400

"Want a bite of my sandwich?"

"Emolio I�m Depressedevez" is easily my favorite take on Emilio Estevez

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 14:12:22 -0500

Emilo Estevez jokes are a thing, I guess?

Obama Bombs at Stand-Up

Thu, 21 May 2009 16:50:38 -0400

To be fair, he shouldn't have led off with new material.

Fabulous Flight Attendant

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 11:49:06 -0400

And don't worry, we'll have you arriving in Chicago fashionably late.

Trite Jokes You Would Hear Over And Over Again If You Worked As An Iron Smelter

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:02:19 -0400

Too hot for you?

Gettin’ a little hot and heavy here, isn’t it?

That’s unexpected; some would even say “Ironic.”
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