Jon Huntsman is a former Governor of Utah and Ambassador to the People’s Republic of China, a position he was appointed to by Barack Obama. After nearly two years in China, Huntsman decided to resign from his diplomatic position to seek the Republican presidential nomination and appear on Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update. He lost out on the GOP nomination pretty quick. Maybe because he speaks Chinese so well, which was kind of weird for a lot of people.
*He Looks Like:* A cartoon version of Billy Bob Thornton who spends 30-45 minutes each day applying ChapStick while calling it “lip balm.”
*Skin:* Suspiciously tan.