He's off to play fetch in the great beyond.
What a flop.
Shhh, shh kids. We don't want to scare this majestic creature.
If you fail to comply, you will be required to participate in a series of five intensive child-training seminars.
Should have done a can opener instead.
So the guy jumps out of a balloon all the way from outer space? Big deal. Every day people accomplish amazing feats all over the world, and you don't see them struttin' around in a Red Bull spacesuit. …
This is what determination looks like, people.
Sick jumps, brah.
And it only took 2,000 tries!
Why are none of the spectators impressed by this?
Hey, guys, look what I can do. Can I play too?
I'm just going to put my balls riiiiight next to this moving car.
That's one hell of a teabag.
And then they all went home to eat pop-tarts and talk about the sweet jumps they made.
This. This is how you do summer.
Still, the bike got some impressive air.