Just imagine the part where the guy gets eaten on the toilet.
The Return of the King is an awesome movie. But, if you watch it again, you'll notice that there are roughly seven different times where the movie could have comfortably ended, and then another e …
Does anybody know if there's another asteroid expected anytime soon?
3D glasses are soooOooo prehistoric.
So cool it almost makes you forget about the lack of sexual activity in their lives.
And lo, the second coming of Christ hath come today.
Putting the "ass" in Jurassic Park.
No one will hear your screams over the rapids. No one!
Steven Spielberg Has Gone Crazy and Released a Special Edition of Jurassic Park Altered with CGI so that the Entire Movie Takes Place in an Amusement Park
(Harding watches a triceratops as it spins around and around on a enormous Tilt-A-Whirl. As the ride grinds to a halt, Grant, Sattler, and the kids approach. Everyone looks on as the obviously nauseou …