CollegeHumor: Jurassic Park Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/jurassic-park Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6872865 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6872865/this-guy-had-one-job-to-do-on-every-movie-ever This Guy Had One Job To Do On Every Movie Ever Thu, 21 Feb 2013 14:17:50 -0500 Jurassic Park crewmember Phil Tippett's credit has amused the Internet for a long time.

This Guy Had One Job To Do On Every Movie Ever - Image 1

Phil just had one job to do on that movie, but few realize how many other movies he's played a part in:


...]]> /article/6103907 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6103907/steven-spielberg-has-gone-crazy-and-released-a-special-edition-of-jurassic-park-altered-with-cgi-so-that-the-entire-movie-takes-place-in-an-amusement-park Steven Spielberg Has Gone Crazy and Released a Special Edition of Jurassic Park Altered with CGI so that the Entire Movie Takes Place in an Amusement Park Wed, 26 May 2010 21:49:17 -0400 (Harding watches a triceratops as it spins around and around on a enormous Tilt-A-Whirl. As the ride grinds to a halt, Grant, Sattler, and the kids approach. Everyone looks on as the obviously nauseous triceratops sits uncomfortably in its seat, gasping for air.)


GRANT: Beautiful. Is it okay? Can I touch it?


HARDING: Sure.
...]]> /article/3431428 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3431428/the-kids-from-jurassic-park-arent-doing-so-well-in-their-college-paleontology-class The Kids From 'Jurassic Park' Aren't Doing So Well In Their College Paleontology Class Thu, 22 May 2008 19:20:50 -0400



Professor: K guys, can anyone in here tell me how Tyrannosaurus Rex found its food?


Student: Most of today's scientists agree that T-Rex was a scavenger. Kind of like a prehistoric vulture or someth—
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Thanks to HHHMan for the excellent illustration.

]]> /article/535218 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/535218/a-profound-debate-with-muldoon-from-jurassic-park A Profound Debate with Muldoon from "Jurassic Park" Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:52:44 -0500

Dr. Percy Titford, University of Oxford

"Belief in God is not a matter of blind faith. God has given to humanity the gift of reason, a tool which we can use to prove the existence of the Almighty rationally and logically. I am confident, Mr. Muldoon, that even a man of your steadfast convictions can be convinced.

First, without God, objective moral values could not exist. Surely a man of your intelligence cannot deny the existence of objective moral values. The Holocaust was wrong, whether or not the Nazis thought they were doing the right thing. The argument can be expressed with a simple modus tollens argument:

1. If God does not exist, objective moral values do not exist.

2. Objective moral values do exist.

3. Therefore, God exists.

This is not to say that one must believe in God in order to know objective moral values, but the existence of God is necessary for them to exist."


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