Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
This is an outrage, Jesus studied taekwondo!
I thought "Black Belt" and "Pride" were about fighting.
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Retard?"
I'd take her out with a hadooken.
You know for a guy I make fun of a lot, Chuck Norris could definitely kill me.
If I could break off the coupon, I wouldn't need the lessons.
"Me Remove Molah Now!!... HIIIIIIYYYYAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
The karate experts can't do anything, the bears have body armor.
"The Next Karate Kid"
Alright, let's try two boards.
THE PERFECT STORE!!!!
"This is the classical name for the upward groin slap."
"We were bored around the halls so for fun i broke a pretty nice sized board with my head...i have no karate experience...im just kinda dumb"
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