Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
If this was an episode of The Twilight Zone, they wouldn't be able to find a tap.
The keg should get a life jacket too.
"Our favorite RA got fired."
This and breaking windows are about the only thing an empty keg is good for.
Where do you sign up?
Who needs a tap?
"Is that a lady in a wheel chair? Nope, it's a keg dressed as a lady being rolled around in a wheel chair." Added bonus: you can park in the handicapped spot.
Brilliant, and it keeps the keg cold.
"Our roommate bought a 42 inch plasma tv for his room... little did he know he was also buying us a $1700 entertainment center for the garage."
Put this on the long list of reasons you should have a sidecar.
A keg kiln. For showing off to guests and, you know, hardening various metals.
Does the security deposit on a keg cost more or less than a grill?
Oh man has anyone seen my nose? I'm so messed up I don't even know where I left it.
She said just let her know when we're ordering pizza.
Page 5 of 10
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.