The keg should get a life jacket too.
    "Our favorite RA got fired."
    Where do you sign up?
    Who needs a tap?
    "Is that a lady in a wheel chair?  Nope, it's a keg dressed as a lady being rolled around in a wheel chair." Added bonus: you can park in the handicapped spot.
    Brilliant, and it keeps the keg cold.
    Party Animal.
    She said just let her know when we're ordering pizza.

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