Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
That's a handicapped keg spot.
I just heard everyone from down the street is coming, we're going to need another grill. Drink faster everyone.
'Our roomate left for breakfast so we made a better verison of him." That'll teach him to start the day off right.
I've been lost at sea for three weeks, and I've had a pretty decent buzz going for most of it.
Me, you, and the keg. Only two of the three are making it up this mountain.
"What God do you worship?"
If you love something, let it go.
"When there's a will, there is a way."
"How else are you going to hold up your monster truck?"
Meals on Wheels.
It's a bitch to pump, but it's worth it as a conversation piece.
His body is acting as an alcohol filter.
"It all looks the same when you're hammered."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.