"Ketchup" Video

This machine can do literally anything, as long as anything involves picking up ketchup.

The fact that it doesn't laugh when the bottle makes a fart noise erases any doubt that it might be a robot.

"But we like to make you work for it," Heinz retaliated.

"Just pass me the damn ketchup already."

This guy will cringe in fear every time he sees a french fry for the rest of his life. And he works at McDonald's.

The most fun condiment since relish.

From Tally Hall

Though it's impossible to say, it's safe to assume this idea started with the ketchup bottle.

Ketchup is so good, I would eat that painting.

Next up - finger painting with Cheetos.

They did it. They said it couldn't be done, but he did it. Congratulations?