Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Oh Keystone tree oh keystone tree...
You're probably thinking "How did that mouse get on there?" He's drunk.
Treestone... always smooth.
Really, this should be Keystone's new advertising campaign.
"The armor comes in 8 separate pieces; shin guards, girdle, metal sword, chest plates, wrist guards, cape, shoulders pads, and helmet. 63 cans total, 2 in shin guards, 22 in the legs, 30 in the chest, and 9 in the helmet, and about 15-20 Keystone boxes. T
"You are what you drink."
"Mount Keystone? I don't want to talk about it-we lost a lot of good men out there."
"Let's just say they stopped replacing these."
Get the sharpie.
Like ancient man, they are trained to use every part of the things they kill.
The devil made me do it.
Get the sharpie, I'm going to write "I heart bitches" on his forehad.
This one's for me (pours some beer onto the ground) and this one is for my homey Jesus.
Why you should make sure you show up on move-in day before your roommate unpacks.
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