Picture Has the Salvation Army ever considered how much more money they could make if they just sold all their crap on eBay?
Picture Here's a trick you can play on your brain. Imagine for a second that the Colonel's bowtie isn't a bowtie at all... but his ARMS AND LEGS!!! Mindfuck, eh?
Picture I've said it before and I'll say it again- Col. Sanders' bowtie looks like a miniature body.