"Kick" Video

The only thing he loves more than dried grass is privacy.

It's so cute when little kids get a kick out of things.

He'd play soccer, but it's not leg-centric enough.

Congratulations! After that impressive maneuver, you've been upgraded to real football.

Finally, that bully gave himself what was coming to himself.

This is the only time this has ever worked.

"Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks."

Luckily, he was still able to defeat the stick by throwing it in the garbage.

This kid is going to be way ahead of the game when the NBA starts having their games in orchards.

Um, can someone remind me exactly why we're scared of these guys? Oh right, their nuclear weapons.

Years of training and discipline have transformed this girl into an unstoppable force. Thrilling!

In the announcer's defense, the game had been going on for two hours already.

Don't feel bad. In their country, being injured or killed during a soccer game is the greatest honor of all.

Even Chuck Norris would acknowledge this guy's skill.

"You should have seen your face! They were checking to make sure you were alive and it was like 'uhhhhhhhh.'"

I'd say they're even. If anything the horse is up a little, but only a little.

This is what happens when they play Chuck Norris movies on basic cable on Saturday afternoons.

It opened up his eyes, he saw the sign.

Um... technical foul?

"Honey, this kids defective. Let's make a new one."