Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"On your mark, get set, stop taking everything so seriously and start acting like a kid"
If you think this Thai air conditioning advertisement is creepy, wait 'til you see their diapers commercial.
If you're not going to paddle, the least you can do is get really, really pumped.
"Heyy kids wanna go for a ride?"
"Just let me put the finishing touches on your tail... and voila!
The neighborhood kids nicknamed her "Richard Nixon"--because she's also against the gold standard.
That is awful! $27.99!?!?
He really loves that "Fantastic Little Murderer" sweater his grandmother knit for him.
It's okay, it's just his baby teeth, and nose, and jaw, and face.
COME MY COMRADES! WE RIDE AT DAWN!
It's this type of blatant disregard for the system that keeps the Big Noodle people up at night.
I honestly don't see any other options here. My pen is in a goat?
This is the type of motivation that drugs take away from our children.
She just burned that boy's house to smithereens for saying she had cooties.
"Try bouncing up and down while you play boy. Helps keep your body in tune with the rhythm."
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