Quick call the kindergarten cops.
Well, he clearly lied about his experience on black diamonds then.
"Babe, babe. I'm watching something right now, why don't you get back to making me a bottle?"
Very good, Adam. Now I'm going to file what's called a "restraining order" against you.
Key word being tries.
You should see his weapons of mass destruction (no you shouldn't, that's totally illegal).
Stay strong man. We're gonna get you outta here.
Welcome to the rest of your life.
He's got baby swag and a platinum bottle, boobies in his face and makes the ladies holla.
I love playing...HOLY CRAP IS THAT GRASS?!
The Kid's Gap puts too much pressure on its models.
Hulk smash justice!
Look ma, no hands!
Ugh, it's like the size of a kid, or something.
Yeah as the cool kids we mainly hang out by the dumpsters.
I don't think I like this version of Sponge Bob.
The secret service is so secret, it's like it's not even there.
You wanna know how I got this face paint?
Happy beginnings not guaranteed.
"Something smells like feet" - Dad
Also a white runner transforms into a black guy in the background.
This is going to be the hot costume this Halloween.
"SLAYER! 3 year old Makena shows her dedication with sidewalk chalk. The future of our country is in good hands."
Able to get cheap restaurant chairs stuck around his head in a single bound.