It's like Webster meets Woodrow Wilson.
Here's a lesson about life, kid. It's gonna knock you down.
I for one would like to see this kid's birth certificate to ensure that he is, indeed, six.
Taking the "pre" part of pre-gaming seriuosly.
"I told him that the car was parked perfectly."
Cool tough guys, this is not the parody you're looking for.
Yeah, and Robert beat their brains out!
Suspect is south-boud driving a red happymobile.
They're using the Pied Piper app.
Just taking the kids out for a walk.
You may have a friend in me, but good luck with that decent night's sleep.
Just another reason not to buy him a bottle of beer.